I liked it. Breakout with a Geometry wars kinda feel. Unfortunately I suck at games so I couldn't get past the first level but I'm sure it gets better. :P
Now, this game is in many respects, just like Final Fantasy. Your Graphics are an 8, for having multiple character movement patterns, but unfortunately stale attacks. Style gets a 9, it's interesting and it really goes along with the... "Story". The sound got a 7, not that it's true to Final Fantasy or downright annoying but instead it comes out tinny sounding, I'm sure you know how to fix that but you'll probably never read this. The violence got a 2... It doesn't need to be violent. 8 for interactivity because you had the menus arranged well but there were menu options that simply were unusable ( Items? ). And humor got a 9 for the ridiculous quest of getting a pop-tart.
By the way, I thought the voices were kind of cool. Hope that makes you feel better.
The thought provoking question... "Could Mario take on Metalman?" is finally answered with a resounding... NO! But only because I'm not very good at Mario. Well technically Mario. The Gradius game was pretty funny in that, fireball eye beams? Classic. The Super Mario World Remake was a little difficult but had good hit detection ( I could occasionally get away with running through an enemy ) and a challenging ( remember, bad at Mario ) boss battle at the end. Personally I think you could do without the skip to boss button, even if they are cleverly designed. Good work. Great idea.
Very interesting idea...
While I myself and a big fan of the Wario Ware games this is quite a bit a step up from the simplistic minigames they give you ( MOST of the time ). But none the less... It was implemented well and is all-in-all a great idea!
Obviously you can't expect...
..Much from a pong game, but it's a PONG game. Anyone who opens this with the intent of some mindblowing inventive gameplay really needs to be shot. But it a very good game and to the guy who said "It's impossible for me to score"... What an idiot. It was a little too easy.
To be honest... It wasn't very good
But... The programming may have been a little difficult and it was funny. Very funny.
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